BEST WHATSAPP STATUS FOR “ENGINEERS”

Hello friends ! Today I am going to post the collection of some of the best Whatsapp status for "Engineers".

1. Talent is god given, be humble.
2. I don’t trust words, I trust actions.
3. We learn from failure, not from success. 
4. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh loudly, study rarely. 
5. You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.
6. I hate Loneliness, but it Loves me more.
7. I have not an attitude but i have a personality that you can’t handle.
8. My gf is lyk Ferrari, i don’t have Ferrari :/ 
9. No matter how much sleep I get, I`m always tired when I get up for college ! 
10. Trying To Sleep Early Is Like Trying To Get NIT Girls To Accept Your Friend Request. Never Fuckin' Happens. 
11. The most important thing is to keep the most important thing the most important thing.
12. Most times your computer is not responding as you expected – first try to find out if the “ERROR” is not sitting right next to the computer.
13. Happiness=Lecture cancelled .
14. Happiness is a Public holiday that Occur after 5 days in Weekends
15. Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??
16. My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity :p
17. CGPA available for adoption… can’t raise it myself.
18. Contributing to entropy since 1996.
19. Others LOL is mine WTF
20. Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”.
21. Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
22. My week is basically …Monday–>Monday#2–>Monday#3–>Monday#4–>Friday–>Saturday–>pre-Monday
23. Waiting for wi-fi network.
24. I took IQ test …..results were negative
25. I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast i never commented “Cute pic dear “on girls profile picture
26. When I see my current CGPA , I think,I've qualified JEE or not .
27. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
28. Exams!!!!The most creative phase of life :):(

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